lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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