saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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