yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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