He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
