But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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