Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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