Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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