I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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