I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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