And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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