I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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