I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I know her cup size but not her name....
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