Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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