If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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