I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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