I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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