she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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