I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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