just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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