I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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