He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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