He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
