nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she told me i tasted like america
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
