what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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