They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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