you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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