I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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