The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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