I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
