Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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