but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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