great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I need moral support for this bender
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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