Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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