What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I look better un-naked...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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