I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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