I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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