I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Couch. On fire.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
