Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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