if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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