Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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