i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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