his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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