just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
