return my video game
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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