I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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