Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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