I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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