No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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