Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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