I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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