i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
