Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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