I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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