i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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