Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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