i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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